Mommie Dark

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  fruit

  by larc in

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  what is your favorite fruit.

  i like cherries myself, if you get my drift.. aint't life grand, and isnt't fluff wonnerful.

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  Mommie Dark

  Slice a strawberry in half, top to bottom. Take a good look at the inside.

  Fruits are so sexual...
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  Regarding MAD APOSTATE

  by silentlambs in

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  i wish to make a comment on something that disturbs me deeply to the point i cannot let it pass or be ignored.

  a little over a year ago i resigned as an elder to protest wt policy and how it hurt children.

  the impetus that brought me to that conclusion was a child i knew personally that was in danger.

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  Mommie Dark

  "THE POWER CLIQUE"

  LOLOLOL
  paranoia, anyone? Sour grapes, sour grapes!

  LOLOLOLOL
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  Giving Up Smoking

  by ballistic in

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  i'm giving up smoking on the 22nd.

  it will be the third time, but this time as part of a government sponsored training course with drugs and patches supplied etc.

  anyone else given up and got any helpfull advise?.

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  Mommie Dark

  Will: that is an unretouched photo of MD

  seriously, it's goddess fetish; looks sorta squished in resizing for the format here.
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  Breakfast

  by gilwarrior in

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  i just want to know: what did everyone have for breakfast this morning?

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  i had some oatmeal, two slices of toast with butter, and some orange juice.

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  Mommie Dark

  last night's baking powder biscuits reheated in the broiler with some cinnamon and sugar sprinkled over them, applesauce, and decaf with milk.
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  Giving Up Smoking

  by ballistic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm giving up smoking on the 22nd.

  it will be the third time, but this time as part of a government sponsored training course with drugs and patches supplied etc.

  anyone else given up and got any helpfull advise?.

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  Mommie Dark

  Check out the American Cancer Society's guidelines for quitting.

  Here are some things that worked for me and some of my friends:

  Put some butts and ash into a Mason jar; add water and cap it tight. When the urge for a smoke hits, open the jar and take a deep whiff. Nasty! This aversion technique works real well, but have a barf bag handy .

  The average nic fit lasts a relatively short time. When the urge is overpowering, find something messy to do with your hands. A friend took up clay modelling while she quit.

  Brush your teeth whenever you want to smoke. Simple, but very effective.

  The psychological addiction can last far longer than the actual chemical addiction. Find a busywork hobby or activity to keep your hands occupied. The ritual of lighting up and handling the cig and ashtray needs to be replaced with some healthy alternative. I know men who took up needlepoint. One friend got a baby bird and devoted all her smoking time to taming and training him. Cleaning birdcages is messy and busy...

  Sugarless candy and gum are your friends during the withdrawal.

  Good luck! and remember... if Mommie D could quit, YOU CAN TOO!
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  more things that make you go hmmm...

  by thewiz in

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  this has bothered me since i was a child and has given therapists countless amount of $$$.

  when david killed his 1000s and saul killed his 10s or was it 100s, david went about getting a 1000 foreskins.

  did he have the pick of the litter?.

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  Mommie Dark

  Obviously, he made rabbi calimari that night. Yummy!
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  romance is in the air

  by Mommie Dark in

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  http://the-lesser-evil.org/radio/ .

  love songs for lovers...enjoy!

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  Mommie Dark

  . http://the-lesser-evil.org/radio/

  love songs for lovers...enjoy!
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  Kids and wellies

  by Simon in

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  why do kids love wellies so much?.

  we went to buy liam some new school shoes and clothes yesterday and both lads wanted to buy some wellies - liam got green tweenie ones and dylan got red thomas the tank engine ones.. they wore them when we got home and didn't take them off till bedtime.

  this morning they are both walking round in their pyjamas and ... wellies.

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  Mommie Dark

  Had a neighbor once who had a demented little girl; the kid used to run around outside in the winter stark naked but for her rubber boots, singing at the top of her little leather lungs.

  Never knew a little kid who didn't LOVE their boots. In TX of course it's cowboy boots. My middle son wore his cowboy boots every day all day if I didn't come down hard on him... with no socks! ICK! Nothing worse than stinky toejammy snarbyfeet after a long summer day of shitkickin'!
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  Quiz: What do these have in common?

  by Simon in

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  this will test you knowledge of wt history ... what do all the following items have in common:.

  adding machines.

  aeroplanes.

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  were these all things that were featured in one of the Society's goofy predictions?
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  A Voice for SJ

  by radar in

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  2. friends

  i have been watching john edwards and his tv programme: crossing over.

  this man is evidently very sincere in his belief that those that have "passed over" to the other side(spirit life) desire to speak to the "living" who have been left grieving for their loved ones.. this man has demonstrated many times, a remarable ability in revealing knowledge of events and relationships peculiar only to those people he speaks with.. he says he recieves these messages in various forms.. .

  i am wondering what sjs take on this is, seeing she claims similar experiences?.

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  Mommie Dark

  Chuck has this one down cold. Edward is a con man, a very glib and convincing showman who makes obscene amounts of money off desperate people. Check out his website, find out how much he charges for private readings and note that he makes appointments a YEAR in advance... lots of time to investigate and find out pretty much anything he wants to know about the shill. Edward was trained by Sylvia Brown, another famous 'psychic to the stars' who has also gotten obscenely rich by telling gullible people what they want to hear.

  Don't be fooled by this blend of charlatanry and showmanship. I've said this before, but it bears repeating:

  Two equally true statements follow:

  When the dead speak, they speak to John Edward.

  The dead don't speak.

  In this as in all things where someone wants his palm crossed with silver: caveat emptor.